For those of you with a squeamish disposition, look away now...Oops, too late! :]
This morning, I went outside to see how warm it was and pop some stuff into my recycle bins while I was out there.
On the way back, I managed to sandwich my heel in-between the bottom of the door and the floor, just as I was taking a step!
Ooh...
I didn't swear once*, but I did get that funny gross feeling when I saw the door had taken off all layers of skin, revealing that white fatty looking stuff below the skin, then the pain really kicked in and then it started to bleed profusely.
Retrieving the chunk of flesh, left hanging off the bottom of the door, was not nice either!
[* Blatant lie; the air was blue]
Today, I'm Most Angry About: LIFE!!!
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 9/10
17 comments:
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Jeez louise that's impressive for a Sunday morning walk outside. Sending heeling (see what I did there? hehe!) thoughts ur way :-x
Whoa you are very angry about life today... sup?
I think you should have photographed the chunk of skin as well.
Oh you linked me! You are so sweet!
That is such a rubbish injury! ;-)
Had many offers to come and kiss it better yet?
Ouch! I feel your pain :(
{{{DoGGa}}}
Kees:
Cheers dude - Yeah, the most impressive self inflicted injury for a long time!
See what you did where exactly?
Joking... You pun meister you.
Sarah:
Life is too complicated, too random and societies right and wrongs are nonsensical.
Ooh, yeah, I should have photographed it... doh! Oh well! :]
Sarah:
I know... ;]
Mr Hutton:
Hahaha, it doesn't compete with you I know, but hey it's a start and it's the worst thing I've inflicted upon myself for a long time. :)
Max:
TeeHee - erm, no actually, but who would want to kiss an injury that looks like a scene from 'Pet Cemetery' I'm not sure!
Are you offering? LOL
Dakota:
Oooh I hope not - it was a tad sore shall we say! Cheers Dakota! x
Youch! That's going to be sore for a while.
Angela:
Yeah I fear so and I can't wear shoes, it really hurts. I'm having to go everywhere in my socks. Grrr
Oooooch! That's gotta smart!
Oh, for the love of pizza, it's just a scratch!
Joking, of course ;)
Poor dogga. Flip flops are clearly the way forward here.
Hahaha..you cursed so much the air was blue?
That's a great line! Never heard that expression :)
Hope your heel is all well soon.
Poor DoGGa :-(
aww, heel better soon {{Dogga}}
Jan:
Yeah, it smarted alright!
Kees:
I was kindly bought some flip flops and I've been mincing round in them ever since!
Kayla:
Hehehe, it's heeling nicely thanks! :]
Boo:
Heeling nicely! I hope you do too! :)
invertedf's wife says -
I suffered that kind injury in my youth for the sake of fashion & never resorted to flip flops in case the fashion police caught up with me !
inverted - is thinking how cool the shoe must look that cause that injury.
looks like that smarted.
I can show you wounds if you want :-)
InvertedF's Wife:
Ah, so was it high heels or thigh length boots eh? Mmm, I’m fantasising now *cough* I mean wondering sorry!
Fashion police... I'd have a life sentence if they caught me at the moment! :]
InvertedF:
See above! TeeHee...
Phil:
Ooh, it did! :(
Wounds, yeah, I have a few, but I believe yours would kick ass?
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