I can procrastinate no more - RANT MODE= ON!
Normally I refuse to dine at McDonalds, on the principle of it being crap, but on Sunday I lapsed, however my principle was reinforced.
On the weekend, I popped into town and when driving home, hunger struck. I wanted something quick and easy, but didn't want a cold sarnie from a garage or fish and chips etc, so I thought I would give McDonalds the benefit of the doubt, as one of them* caught my eye.
So, I popped into the drive-thru, pulled up at window #1 and ordered a chicken sandwich meal, paid and then drove to window #2, where they handed me the correct food accompanied by the correct drink too. Wow, I thought, the idiots have got it right for once AND it's hot; all is forgiven!
Whoa there Dogga, easy now... Once back home, I tucked into the fries and upon polishing them off, I opened the McChicken sandwich box to find it's there OK, but it has no salad or mayonnaise or ANYTHING on it, just a dry bun and a bit of chicken!
OMG, how on earth can they get a simple sandwich wrong? FFS, they must make hundreds of them a day and it's hardly a large, diverse and complex menu now is it? ...TOSSERS!
McDonald's Restaurant Toilet Etiquette:
If you ever go to a McDonald's restaurant solely to use the toilet, this is know as a 'McShit' or 'McPiss'. If, however, a generic spotty teenage employee questions you, you must justify yourself to them by saying you're just nipping to the loo and will be purchasing food afterwards, regardless of having no such intentions. This is known as a 'McShit with Lies'!
[* Yes, we have more than one McDonalds in Kidderminster! Like we actually need two!]
Today, I'm Most Angry About: Being invited to two parties, YAY, but both are fancy dress! Grrr, I hate fancy dress, especially when the theme of one of them is 'Festive Fairies'... I kid you not! Grrr
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 2/10
Today's Top Tip: Invited by vegetarians for dinner? Point out that since you'd no doubt be made aware of their special dietary requirements, tell them about yours and ask for a nice steak! :0)