The weekend before last consisted of many things including my circuit training class's fancy dress Christmas party.
As previously mentioned, the theme was 'Festive Fairies'...
Well, here you go folks, the picture you've been waiting for:
Yes, this is me dressed as a fairy with big sis numbah 1...
I'm the one on the right! :0)
I added my own little devil twist to the outfit, accessories courtesy of me buddy Big Rich.
Me and my bro in law - Good Vs evil...
When we arrived, I was a little shocked to see that only about a third of the people had actually made the effort, as everyone else was just in smart casual clothing, or just made a token effort, so I stood out like a sore thumb.
Due to my fake bum and boobs, I was frequently felt up throughout the night, especially when standing at the bar, which was quite regularly, not that I'm complaining though :)
When I got to the front of the queue for the bar, a barmaid got a telling off from her supervisor for calling me a horny little devil! The supervisor had her back turned to the bar, so she didn't realise the barmaid was referring to my attire and not making a pass at me.
After purchasing a beverage, my fitness trainer Dean, whispered something very funny, but rather unsavoury, causing me to spit out a mouthful of beer!!! :]
Going back into the main hall, I spotted a fellow circuit trainer doing this...
Emma, don't drink and walk on your hands - Someone inevitably has a camera at the ready!
These two guys won best dressed and I had to agree. Not only due to their large build but the pink knickers and monkey posing pouch which later got removed and thrown in to the crowd! :-)
Today, I'm Most Angry About: Accidentally* pouring an entire cup of black coffee over myself, while talking to the lovely accountant Helen, who found it most amusing. She did, however, complain that her office now stinks of coffee; which it did!
[* Not on porpoise - I see no fish]
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 1/10
Today's Top Tip: Taxi drivers. Why not pop into a garage and ask them to fix your indicator lights for you; that way other motorists stand a chance of knowing where the heck you're going.