Thursday, 12 July 2007

Dogs 'n Aeroplanes...

... "These are a few of my favourite things"

Although I'm not sure this combination works all that well?

Today, I'm Most Angry About: Flying a 45 minute Flight Simulator X mission in Hawaii and crashing on the landing due to crosswind and a short runway - Grrr gotta start again!
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 1.7/10

Today's Top Tip:
Public toilet users: When you realise the person in the next cubicle is 'holding fire' until you leave, simply open and close your toilet door without actually leaving.
Their first plop can then be greeted with a huge cheer!!!


b o o said...

#1 glad its a simulator

#2 dunno about the smell though

jlwarlow said...


I love the way the dog gets next to the pilot. I can image it whispering in the pilot's ear "Just what the f**k do you think you're doing?", which happens just before it pulls the guys headphones off :-)

Phil said...

#1 Me too! :[]
In those generic airplane disaster movies, a stewardess always screams, "Can anyone fly the plane?" and I don't think I'd be putting my hand up just quite yet!

#2 Darn, you found a flaw in my plan! :0)

LOL, the dog must be thinking "What the hell is going on?" yes, although it doesn't seem to mind or look distressed, which is cool - Maybe it's used to it! :]

Anonymous said...

Hi Phil. Just wanted to point out 2 u a hilarious video on youtube. put in: Potter Pals in "The mystrious* ticking noise"


*sos about spelling (i aint got a clue!)

Phil said...

LOL - Very good mate - Nice find! :]

Lord Hutton said...

Sloppy. That dog had no seatbelt

b o o said...

commercial flight was going through really bad turbulence. the pilot and first officer took awhile to steady the plane. after much effort they did. the pilot heaved a sigh of relief and said to the first officer, "man, after that, i could really use a stiff drink and a blowjob right now".

flight attendent hurried out of her seat, ran to the cockpit to let the pilot know that the intercom was on and the whole aircraft heard what he said.

passenger stopped her halfway and said, "don't forget his drink!"

have a good weekend Phil :-X

Jeangenie said...

For silent poos, lay some toilet paper on the water before you start. ;)

That dog got a nasty whack on the head.

Anonymous said...

good en it but i did not find it, vicky and charlotte showed me!

Anonymous said...

the third cousins

Dakota said...

LOL! Great video….poor doggy though :( It must have hurt falling down like that!

Lol @ boo. Funny joke :)

Me Myself and I said...

lol. today's top tip is very cruel dogga. You should be ashamed of yourself!

Phil said...

True - Were's the dog-belt! :]

Ooh, a crude joke ;-X LOOOL...
Hope you're having a good weekend too!!!

Hahaha, excellent tip counter-attack!!! :]
Yeah, poor hound - it needs a dog harness.

Whooo and whooo - I'm not sure I've met them!?! :]

Yes, that's what everyone has said - It need a special dog harness when performing stunts like that! :]
Good rude Boo joke eh

It is a cruel tip yes, but ya gotta laugh at it :]

Max said...

I used to work at a factory which had big echoy toilets.

If anyone was heard reading the paper, the lights would be turned off and the adjacent cubicle door slammed as hard as possible making a really load BOOOOOOOOM! noise.
Enough to scare the s**t out of anyone

Phil said...

LOL, that sounds just like the old building were I used to work before we moved - The toilets had no windows, so when the lights went off, it was REALLY dark :[]

Jenny! said...

#2 is truly disgusting! I avoid public toliets at all costs!

Phil said...

Hehehe :]
I'm not one for public loos too, but then who is? When you gotta go, ya gotta go!