A guy is driving around Dublin when he sees a sign in front of a house saying: 'Talking Dog For Sale!'He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
"You talk?" the guy asks.
"Yes" the dog replies.
"So, what's the story?" adds the guy.
The dog looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed and he goes back in to ask the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten Euro" the man says.
"Ten Euro?" exclaims the guy, "but this dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shite!"
Today, I'm Most Angry About: The amount of fuss the media have made today, becuase the UK has some snow forecast! There's a lot more important things going on than 'possible snow' Grrr, idiots...
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 2/10
Today's Top Tip: Create instant designer stubble by sucking on a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. :0)
11 comments:
It's coming from the south west. It aint got here yet.
The hills are old, but that joke is older
But, Lord Hutton, it is still funny. :-)
Hahaha!
I love the joke!
The designer stubble reminds me of a really old child's toy that was a plastic board with a man's face on it. It had a pouch of iron fillings that you could manipulate with a magnetized crayon and create a beard on the face.
Pretty funny
Would a little snow paralyze the town? It surely does here.
Stay warm!!
Great joke....old but still funny :)
Hutters:
It has now :0)
Aw, I've never heard that joke before :[
Kat:
Hear, hear! :]
Kayla:
It made me chuckle too!
Oh wow, yes, I remember that too, haha...
We did get a massive dump of snow over night and I had trouble getting my car up my street :[]
I was warm though X
Dakota:
Doh, has everyone on here heard that joke before but me?
I heard it for the first time this week :]
Awesome Dawgie joke! Missed you!
haha! Such a cute joke!!
Ya really can't beat the old ones can you!!??
Mellow:
You can't beat a good dawg joke! ;]
Celeste:
Ayeeee :]
Angela:
It's new to me :0)
very funny joke, I'll repeat that for sure (but give you the credit of course)
Phil:
It seems everyone on here knows that joke as 'an old one', but it's new to me, so glad it is for you too :0)
You can take the credit for it, I don't mind hehe :]
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