He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a Labrador sitting there.
"You talk?" the guy asks.
"Yes" the dog replies.
"So, what's the story?" adds the guy.
The dog looks up and says: "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the Garda about my gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running."
"But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."
"I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a load of puppies, and now I'm just retired."
The guy is amazed and he goes back in to ask the owner how much he wants for the dog.
"Ten Euro" the man says.
"Ten Euro?" exclaims the guy, "but this dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"
"Because he's a liar. He never did any of that shite!"
Today, I'm Most Angry About: The amount of fuss the media have made today, becuase the UK has some snow forecast! There's a lot more important things going on than 'possible snow' Grrr, idiots...
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 2/10
Today's Top Tip: Create instant designer stubble by sucking on a magnet and dipping your chin into a bowl of iron filings. :0)