Entering the 'Big Smoke'
The main room at the start of the evening - The calm before the storm...
It was a fun evening, although a touch nerve racking to start with, as the place was rammed with industry friends and customers. Everywhere I turned there was someone I had to make polite conversation with, and I'm not great at that - although this was nothing copious amounts of alcohol didn't sort out! :)
A rare site of DoGGa in a full suit!!!
Is it just me, or is my head too big for my body in this picture?
Maybe my tie's too big?
Our candlelit table of ten. Micheal Eavis was sat on a table behind us!
After the big eat, the awards ceremony got underway.
That's Suggs on the far left, presenting the evening!
Me and The Silver Fox, who decided it would be a good idea to give me a piggyback through the main bar, which got a laugh or two :0)
...and agh, what is it with people saying I look like Chris Martin? Even Coldplay's engineer came up to me and told me I look like Chris Martin, LOL...
After much fun, it was getting late and I realised I had drank far too much wine, so headed wearily back to the hotel room *Cue memory loss*
This is me in the morning laughing my head off as my room-mate Andy, who got in an hour after me, started telling me and showing me what I had done...
1. I had completely trashed the room (no breakages) so much so, that Andy actually thought someone else might be in the room or had trashed it
2. Evidently fell asleep in Andy's bed before getting into my own and left it in a mess
3. Removed Andy's quilt cover, for no reason whatsoever, and threw it across the room (See picture below)
4. Climbed into my own bed and not being able to find the quilt or pillows for it, climbed under the mattress protector instead and slept in that (See picture above)
Andy's quilt cover over the other side of the room LOOOL
After a tidy up and shower, we all went for a good-old-proper-greasy-English-breakfast-fry-up and I spent most of the morning repeatedly going into giggling fits at what I had done to the hotel room the night before in my drunken stuper :) The evils of alcohol eh!!!
Today, I'm Most Angry About: Myself, as I ate a whole bag of 'Chocolate Nibbs' at lunchtime, when I'm supposed to be trying to loose some weight... Grrr... I don't even have a sweet tooth.
Grrr-O-Meter Rating: 3/10
Today's Top Tip: Fool your next-door neighbour into thinking you have more stairs than them by banging your feet twice on each step!